9. Lexxus (aka Mr. Lexx) – “Cook”
Everyone’s been in a relationship where one partner notices that the other is just too damn comfortable, and not holding up their end of the romantic bargain. On “Cook,” Lexxus expresses his displeasure with a girlfriend who’d rather spend his dough at a restaurant then bake in the kitchen at home. Lexx—back before the official name change—wasn’t having it, dropping some hilarious lines about his food preferences. This line that captures the hilarious song’s essence in a nutshell: Yuh better caan cook, tink yuh deya for yuh pretty look?—Jesse Serwer